Family

Enumerating our sins

In stark black and white.

On the charge of allowing multiple dogs to run off-leash in a strange forest, and further of allowing one to trip and fall in a puddle…

We find the defendants: GUILTY.

On the charge of allowing a dog to karate-chop another dog in the sight of innocent children…

We find the defendants: GUILTY.

On the charge of playing fetch on the yellow line…

We find the defendants: GUILTY.

On the charge of menacing a dog with a juvenile chicken…

We find the defendants: GUILTY.

On the charge of transporting dogs across state lines, unrestrained…

We find the defendants: GUILTY.

On the charge of letting a dog hang his head out the window, aggravated by the use of an extremely pimped-out car…

We find the defendants: GUILTY.

The court concludes that you have shown an utter failure to treat these dogs as anything but PERSONAL PETS. Why, it is almost as though you have forgotten that they are SHOW DOGS. Further reports of unsupervised mixing of a large number of corgis and entire meals enjoyed together, not to mention feeding off plates, as well as a rumor that toddlers were involved, leave us in a state of further suspicion. Do you have any final words?

KATE, ELLA, DEXTER, AND GOGO, WE LOVE YOU AND WE MISS YOU ALREADY! HAVE A WONDERFUL TRIP BACK!

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7 Comments

  • Reply Amanda October 26, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    Best photo of Ella ever. Lol

    The treatment makes it all the more awesome!

  • Reply Taryn October 26, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    The chicken-head photo is the best! Ella must be quite tolerant.Mine would have made a quick schnack out of that little chicklet!
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  • Reply Susan and Stella October 26, 2010 at 10:07 pm

    Love the group car photo! What, no seat belts?

  • Reply Mary October 27, 2010 at 3:00 am

    OMG! What a hoot! I almost snorted pepsi out my nose! What a great tale.

    And that chicken is priceless! Why do they always look so angry? Evil Ella finally found 1 creature that she could not control with her world domination powers.

    Thanks Joanna, for the best laugh – I needed that!

  • Reply 24 Paws of Love October 27, 2010 at 6:28 am

    Great post! Loved it!! BOL
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  • Reply Kate October 27, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    This turned out better than I could have hoped. One for the RS “greatest hits” reel.
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  • Reply Kate October 27, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    Also, one of these is going to the National next year, so that we can start a trend of “my” dogs and their uncomfortable encounters with nature.

    (GoGo won the “Comedy” portion of the contest in 2008 – staring cross-eyed at a garter snake.)
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