I am very lovely and I don’t have any trouble admitting that.
I am also very special because I travel all over the country with my family. I go to shows and to events and I expect adoration and love from all. I am what they call “extremely socialized,” but I prefer to think of it as my due. Because I am so lovely.
There is another thing you should know about me – several weeks ago I had a Very Embarrasing and Personal Incident and now I am pregnant. It is the first time anything like this has ever happened to me but I am a civilized lady and I am rolling with the punches.
As you can see, I am what can only be described as a luscious caramel color, but my puppies may not look like me.
They may in fact look like any one of these distinguished spaniels, who also live and travel with me. In fact, we and our older relatives are all one large and extended family of ancient and dignified lineage. All of us have proven our perfect temperaments and our calm but social nature. Except for Puffy up there – the cream one. She’s terribly UNdignified but we’re all hoping with age she takes on the mantle of austerity instead of her current mantle of screaming screaminess.
At any rate, I’m introducing myself to you because on Saturday we all got to meet a very shy girl with red hair who held us all and got a silly smile on her face for the first time in a very long time. I have no intention of going anywhere, but I am told that one of my children-to-be may be going home with that girl.
Which sounds good to me. Yes?
Yes. Very good.