I was having a bad day when they were taking the stump pictures; I was sound asleep and they woke me up and put me on the stump and my face said WHATTHEHECKSTUMP the whole time.
So they promised when I was having a better day I’d get my whole long post with more pictures than anyone else.
Joanna says that whenever she looks at me all she can hear is a chorus of kazoos.
My love for the stone wall is not strong. Every time they put me up there I would get really mad and jump off and then bite their feet super hard. And then I’d run around in circles and drag sticks around and root in the dirt.
So here’s the deal. I have more personality than I deserve and I am the kissiest puppy ever. I will kiss you and kiss you and then put both of my front feet on your face to hold you down so I can kiss you more.
I’m also really, really confident. Not crazy like Moth – holy heck, that girl is on crack – but when I was jumping around today after I got off the wall I ran right into a plant. So I tried to jump through the plant. Then when the plant wouldn’t move I grabbed it and pulled it right up out of the ground and it was about two feet tall and I dragged it over to Joanna and dropped it triumphantly and then bit her foot again.
After that I decided to eat a raspberry plant. And it stuck its stickers in my tongue. So I spit that leaf out and grabbed another one. And it hurt me too. So then I got all Hulk on it and destroyed the entire raspberry plant even though it was making my tongue cry. Then I bit Joanna’s foot again.