Juno

Five Weeks: Puck! (finally)

Yes, it’s finally me.

I was having a bad day when they were taking the stump pictures; I was sound asleep and they woke me up and put me on the stump and my face said WHATTHEHECKSTUMP the whole time.

So they promised when I was having a better day I’d get my whole long post with more pictures than anyone else.

This time they put me on a stone wall and told me to look pretty. And then they took two hundred pictures to get eight that did not have a crazy expression on my face.

Joanna says that whenever she looks at me all she can hear is a chorus of kazoos.

I have no idea what she is talking about.

My love for the stone wall is not strong. Every time they put me up there I would get really mad and jump off and then bite their feet super hard. And then I’d run around in circles and drag sticks around and root in the dirt.

This is me immediately after foot biting and dirt rooting. I don’t think I took enough revenge, honestly.

Because they kept putting me on the wall until I made the Sad Sad Face of Sadness.

So here’s the deal. I have more personality than I deserve and I am the kissiest puppy ever. I will kiss you and kiss you and then put both of my front feet on your face to hold you down so I can kiss you more.

I’m also really, really confident. Not crazy like Moth – holy heck, that girl is on crack – but when I was jumping around today after I got off the wall I ran right into a plant. So I tried to jump through the plant. Then when the plant wouldn’t move I grabbed it and pulled it right up out of the ground and it was about two feet tall and I dragged it over to Joanna and dropped it triumphantly¬†and then bit her foot again.

After that I decided to eat a raspberry plant. And it stuck its stickers in my tongue. So I spit that leaf out and grabbed another one. And it hurt me too. So then I got all Hulk on it and destroyed the entire raspberry plant even though it was making my tongue cry. Then I bit Joanna’s foot again.

Look out – I’m heading off the stone wall again. Cover your feet, ’cause I’m coming!

 

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17 Comments

  • Reply Kim September 27, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    Sooooo… left eye? Blue? or was one of the beautiful daughters holding a blue screen next to him?

    • Reply rufflyspeaking September 27, 2011 at 8:35 pm

      No, no worries – they all look like that when they catch the light right. They haven’t transitioned to brown yet but they’ll be dark. Felix looks like his eyes will be cracked but all the others have brown.

  • Reply Kim September 27, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    ps… thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply Dave September 27, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    Oh, lordy. Puck, you are fully awesome. Thank you for hiding out until after all your brothers and sisters were done–it was like a rousing kazoo curtain call.

  • Reply Ruth September 27, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    Omg. That face! Ack, now I want a puppy again!

  • Reply Beth September 27, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    Reading your descriptions, it sounds like most of the impish, nutty pups are Juno’s and the slightly more serious ones are Clue’s. Does that seem to be the case, or is just how the descriptions came across?

  • Reply priscilla babbitt September 27, 2011 at 11:45 pm

    Oh hes a living doll… its such fun reading your comments ad descriptions!

    • Reply priscilla babbitt September 27, 2011 at 11:46 pm

      and not ad

  • Reply Julie September 28, 2011 at 12:18 am

    Oh, this one is my favorite. Don’t tell anyone, I have a thing for the bitey ones. Especially the stubborn bitey ones.

  • Reply Ron September 28, 2011 at 12:19 am

    In “Five Weeks and Fantastic” you wrote: “I know people are dying to know their personalities and temperaments and what makes one black and white puppy somehow magically different from the other twelve.” And I, paranoid math teacher that I am, took it literally.

    So glad to get a chance to meet Puck.

    And wondering if Sebastian is spoken for. Please say he is taken. Please say he is taken.

    • Reply Ron September 28, 2011 at 12:20 am

      Oh – different from the other twelve black and white corgis. I should read more carefully.

  • Reply dawn September 28, 2011 at 9:26 am

    Ok I said Moth was the cutest puppy ever. I stand corrected Puck is even cuter!

  • Reply Taryn September 28, 2011 at 10:59 am

    What a doll baby! I want him! Wonderful photos!

  • Reply Amanda September 28, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    Want.

  • Reply Leila September 28, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    I am always attracted to the “spirited” puppies. Hence, my household of Cardi mayhem. Puck sounds wonderful.

  • Reply emily September 28, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    OMG This is so cute!
    Absolute RT

  • Reply MCatLvr September 29, 2011 at 7:33 am

    No wonder he gets kissed so much with that tiny white dot of a bulls eye on his wee little nose Sqweee. I love them all but there is something about Puck that calls to me.

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